Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Bite Joke

Just got smothered by a slew of bite jokes from a friend. Couldn't resist putting some up here.

(Ok this one's common)

Name the only word with one 'g' and 4 't's?

Answer: oru-g-naalu-t (originality)

Ok you knew that. What about this:

Which is more intelligent: Circle or Square?

Answer: Square. Cos' it has naal-edge!

No no. அழக் கூடாது . More coming.

Which is more intelligent - Square or Octagon?

Answer: Octagon. Cos' it has extra naal-edge.

Haiyoooo haiyooo! இத எல்லாம் படிச்சுகிட்டு.. போய் புள்ளைங்கள படிக்க வைங்க.. போங்கய்யா!!

(Dis)Credits: ASO


Kavity said...

Someone seems to be getting really active on blogger thanks to all the joblessness!

But, why, why, why oh why kadi jokes of all things?!

Surely, you can engage us better, after that long hiatus :D

Porkodi (பொற்கொடி) said...

அவ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்... ஏன் இந்த கொல வெறி?

King Vishy said...

Enna ipdi sollitte! evlo aazhamaana sindhanaigal irundhuchu idhula!

naangalum mokka poduvom!

Venkata Ramanan S said...

It looks like a harsha turned into Arunlal...:) Rather a Poove unakaga,TMT vijay to Kuruvi,Villu,Vettaikaaran, Paasimani,Oosimani.... Chi.... Sura Vijay...:)

Moucheless .. Another Alarm :)

Comeon King Vishy :).. Unleash the writer n u

Porkodi (பொற்கொடி) said...

lol en kadhaiya padichum romba theliva irukka polarke??? apo kadhaila dhum pathalai nu artham agudhu, wogay nextu shtoryla punch extrava vechudaren :D thanks for reading it man!

King Vishy said...

Ipdi avamaana paduthitiyaeeee!! But point rightu than :) Oru instant vegathula post panniten..
The next post that's coming up does not have much written by me.. But I did enjoy putting it together :) lets see what you feel about it..

next story ya.. super :) eppo starting??

Venkata Ramanan S said...

That was jus on a lighter note :)... No offence meant

Unknown said...

Bleddy! Give credit man!

King Vishy said...

@ramanaa.. fine da.. no probs :)

@ASO.. LoL.. When the world is cursing me for this post, you want credits :D Take it magaa..

Ramya said...

point no. 1 - u r sooper vetti and unakku velai tharanam illa seekiram london ku pack off pannanam

point no. 2 - potta mokkai ellam old mokkai.. school days level old

point no. 3 - irukardhulaye periya mokkai was the title - "bite joke" aam... kadaavulle!!!

King Vishy said...

Enna idhu.. resume madhiri bullet point poattu attack panni irukke! :(